TB Family

[keet_tweet4]

Yes, this is one of those inane games that little kids play in the playground. (I have lived through many of those when I was like seven. I was always the dog. I don't think the other kids appriciated my possibilities much. In fact, I don't even think they liked me much either).

Ok, anyone who wants to do this, just say what you want to be. Parent, brother, sister, cat, dog, budgie, uncle, WHATEVAH.

Then we do a really dysfunctional, random, role play to amuse ourselves.

Alrighty.

Lol...I'm the mistress.

No, wait. I'm better than that.

I AM GOD.

But wait, I won't have much of a part...hmmm...

FAMILY STALKER, called it.

Let's play. :D

[stacey101]

Nice , this should be interesting,
hummm I'll be the ....

Uncontrollable Teenager ( i'm good at that apparently anyway :P )

[AngelWings]

i want to be the little sister! :D

[legry]

I'll be the pet budgie :)

[keet_tweet4]

Ok, so we've got...

Stacey - Uncontrollable Teenager
Suenem - Little Sister
Alex - Pet Budgie
Haley - Family Stalker

[softie]

I'll be the nice aunt that spoils all the children with candy and kisses lol

[Babybreau]

I'll be the drunken-somewhat-still-gorgeous-ex-soap-actress mother who is obsessed with the soap opera she used to be on

now there's a description for ya! lol

[michiyoLove]

I wanna be the goth sister ^^ (I thought about Suicide Lady, but Goth is cooler ^^)

[AngelWings]

I decided to change my description :XD:
I want to be the evil, spoiled little sister who always gets everyone else in trouble but never gets caught :D

[Budgietom]

Bags being the perfect brother! :D

What... I can dream can't I? ;)

[louara]

I'll be the weird cousin:p

[tstmard]

I'll be the noisy neighbor who watches everything.

[ozzie]

Hmmm I don't know if I should be a sister or not, maybeee the crazy avon ladee

[Schnapperxx]

I'll be a cute adorable german shepard puppy!

[michiyoLove]

I'll be the noisy neighbor who watches everything.

o: STALKER.

Fear my gothness Dx

[dt&keets]

ill be the strange dude next door who has long 70s hair (like i do) and a weirded room that seems to glow at night (wich i do)

[Bethany]

I'll be the littlest sister who always cries, and annoys others:D:D

EDIT!!: Ive got a great idea..or so I think...anyway I can be the littlest sister who also always has friends over but the friends start to disappear...:evil:

[bugster23]

... i want to be the cool girl next door whome everyone likes and thinks is fun.. but who has a very strange history and is secrectly plotting a plan againts all those in the neighbore hood and that family next door that keep getting bigger and bigger.. and my first target.. evil sister.. muahahahaha... lol..

[AngelWings]

... i want to be the cool girl next door whome everyone likes and thinks is fun.. but who has a very strange history and is secrectly plotting a plan againts all those in the neighbore hood and that family next door that keep getting bigger and bigger.. and my first target.. evil sister.. muahahahaha... lol..

O.O
*secretly hoping she doesnt mean me*

[bugster23]

..lol.. time will tell :D...

[Jewelz&SkyeBird]

Oh i want to play hmm....... I think I want to be the familys' pet white bellied caique(I'm obsessed with them now LOL not good)

[ozzie]

OMG! I am the neighborhood hobo! You all shall take care of me and feed me, some of you will even offer to let me sleep in the garage or shed or even the basement!

[bugster23]

whos going to be my pet lol... im on the look out for a tough animal... (it will be my weapon of destruction) :cool:

[bugster23]

ill let you sleep on my sofa :D just get me as much information you can about the family next door.. btw.. what is the family called??...

[ozzie]

ill let you sleep on my sofa :D just get me as much information you can about the family next door.. btw.. what is the family called??...

haha YAY! Yeah everybody needs names hehe
here is the list

Haley- Family Stalker
Stacey- Uncontrollable Teenager
Suenem- Lil siter- Evil
Alex- Pet Budgie :budgie:
Aralyn- Nice Aunt
Tanya- *dramatic* Ex Mother
Victoria- Goth Sister
Phillip- Perfect Brother
Louara- Weird Cousin
Susan-Noisy neighbor who stares
Carly (Me) Friendly neighborhood hobo
Aly-German Shephard puppy
Dalton0 70's dude nxt door
Bethany- Littlest sister - very annoying :p
Bug- Cool grl next door- evil though
Monica- Pet White bellied caique

[bugster23]

... i have a crush on perfect brother (because he is so perfect) but dramatic ex mother dis approves and so does evil sister.. so i must be rid of them in order to make my way up to perfect brother who is actually inlove with someone else.. but whome.. he has kept it a secret for so long.. lol.. (stole this from bold and the beautiful :P).. alright everyone knows who they are.. now it would be cool if you gave yourslef some names... ill be Natasha haha...

[keet_tweet4]

LOL.

You can also be the Mailman or paperboy or something. It basically means you will be the father but not the husband. (LOL).

We can start playing now and others can be added at other times.

[Jewelz&SkyeBird]

I need a name I think I will be Kiwi the most beautiful WBC ever.

[ozzie]

... i have a crush on perfect brother (because he is so perfect) but dramatic ex mother dis approves and so does evil sister.. so i must be rid of them in order to make my way up to perfect brother who is actually inlove with someone else.. but whome.. he has kept it a secret for so long.. lol.. (stole this from bold and the beautiful :P).. alright everyone knows who they are.. now it would be cool if you gave yourslef some names... ill be Natasha haha...

Well all know who the perfect brother is in love with...

The neighbor hood hobo of course, at exactly 5pm, he walks to his window to look out on the street because he knows that is the time when the hobo passes each day, he stares at the hobo until she passes


ahhaah j/k j/k, the hobo is loved by all the familys tho :p

[bugster23]

kiwi was a gift to the family... maybe from the Family stalker.. so she can intergrate herself into the family!! lol.. what do you think about that kiwi...

[ozzie]

I like it! haha

[keet_tweet4]

*peers in living room window*

[bugster23]

Well all know who the perfect brother is in love with...

The neighbor hood hobo of course, at exactly 5pm, he walks to his window to look out on the street because he knows that is the time when the hobo passes each day, he stares at the hobo until she passes


ahhaah j/k j/k, the hobo is loved by all the familys tho :p

lmao haha... that is so classicaly soap opera hehehe...
and i dont know.. and i let her sleep on my sofa sheesh what tension...

[ozzie]

ROFL I forgot you were the one housing me and letting me sleep on your sofa..oooh tension hehe

[Jewelz&SkyeBird]

kiwi was a gift to the family... maybe from the Family stalker.. so she can intergrate herself into the family!! lol.. what do you think about that kiwi...

Oh..... some evil behind that gorgous face :XD:

[keet_tweet4]

*Follows hobo to soup kitchen*

You're a dreeeaaamy hobo, come live in the garage!

[bugster23]

*peers in living room window*

and sees the family arranged around the dinner table, all silent not saying a word. the mother at the head of the table, boozed out of her mind, the brother reading a book while eating, the little sister crying her head of for no good reason, and the infamous kiwi... a gift from the secret stalker.

then you get startled from a sound in the bush... and you meet the hobo for the very first time..

:D

[bugster23]

no i want hobo to stay with me.. so i can find out that she is perfect brothers true love and have to choose between my friendship with her and my crush on brother lol...

[ozzie]

no i want hobo to stay with me.. so i can find out that she is perfect brothers true love and have to choose between my friendship with her and my crush on brother lol...


only so you can poison the hobo so perfect brother is all yours *evil laughing* http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r67/rabbitgraphic/hmm.gif

oh wait I have the perfect smiley for this...I am looking for it...

[AngelWings]

IT WASN'T ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! :D
it was.........YOU!

(haha randomness.... let's see who'll step up and admit they did something wrong ;))

[Jewelz&SkyeBird]

tweet tweet chirp chirp sqauck

[keet_tweet4]

I haz a crush on the hobo. LAWL

[ozzie]

Because the hobo is the most gorgeous person in the whole wide world! She is irresistable

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r67/rabbitgraphic/Meonagoodday.jpg

hhaha J/Kidding

[bugster23]

only so you can poison the hobo so perfect brother is all yours *evil laughing*

oh wait I have the perfect smiley for this...I am looking for it...

darn my cover is blown.. shoosh.. dont tell hobo... i will make a pact with you and do whatever evil deed you want.. didnt itell you.. my mother was talented in the dark arts... :cool:

[bugster23]

Because the hobo is the most gorgeous person in the whole wide world! She is irresistable

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r67/rabbitgraphic/Meonagoodday.jpg

hhaha J/Kidding


LMFAOROTF.... hahahahaha.... why on earth would brother fall in love with that haha... was he like drunk or something the first time he saw her lol!!.. now you understand my frustration...

[bugster23]

tweet tweet chirp chirp sqauck

would kiwi llike a treat??.. fly over to my window so i can give you a nice juicy berry :evil:

[keet_tweet4]

WELL THIS IZ THE STALKER.

http://dfw01.umicache.com/p/purevolume.com/big/-226-1111954595-ugly_man.jpg

[ozzie]

Hobo and Stalker are a perfect Match hahahaha


And like I said Bug...she is irresistable

[bugster23]

IT WASN'T ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! :D
it was.........YOU!

(haha randomness.... let's see who'll step up and admit they did something wrong ;))

well im just about to bird nap kiwi.. so if you can post that again after she flies to my window ill gladly play the innocent by stander and blame you.. then we can have a big cat fight.. :p lol.. then brother will come and seperate us and that will be my first contact with him yay!!.. and you see and you tell ex mother.. and the two of you plot againts us.. when actually brother is just trying to use me to get to hobo lol..

[bugster23]

WELL THIS IZ THE STALKER.

http://dfw01.umicache.com/p/purevolume.com/big/-226-1111954595-ugly_man.jpg

im sure youll have beautifull children haha... so like if you love hobo.. why you stalking family??

[ozzie]

Bug weren't u listening? He follwed hobo to the soup kitchen ANDddd he is watching family through living room window, he is a 24/7 stalker, one minute the family one minute the hobo


http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r67/rabbitgraphic/lol-1.gif

[bugster23]

ooooh now i understand.. sorry :p im still trying to get kiwi to come to my window so i wasnt really paying attention...

[AngelWings]

LOL they sure make a good looking couple

[keet_tweet4]

Beeecuuzzzz the uncontrollable teenager is my best friend on MySpace.

On MySpace I'm a 15 year old girl.

[bugster23]

so who does hobo like??? ;)

[bugster23]

dont tell me uncontrolable teenager!.. that would be way weird lol

[keet_tweet4]

Shhtalker.

But hobo! I must have you! You are soooo sack-zeeeee!!

[bugster23]

i am stalking stalker... maybe i can get some good information out of him about the family... (kiwi hasnt fallen for my trick yet but oh.. she will)

[ozzie]

Hobo feels loved but the only person for her is...is..Hey there are only two guys on here, Stalker and Perfect Bro..not much of a selection..guess i have to settle for Kiwi..http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r67/rabbitgraphic/lol-1.gif I am prepared to fight Cool Neighbor for em http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r67/rabbitgraphic/smiley_abus.gif

[bugster23]

... im going to bird nap kiwi and give her to you and tell the family that you evil sis and ex mother planed to do it all together so when perfect bro finds out.. he wont like you anymore and i get him all to myself .. :XD:

[ozzie]

Perfect Bro thinks I am perfect and would never do such a terrible thing =D

[bugster23]

not if i can get noisy neighbore who stares on my side and have her snitch on you aswell.. thats 2 witnesses to a crime.. who you think hes going to believe then :rolleyes:

[keet_tweet4]

Noooo...........


*Climbs tree, looks into Perfect Bro's bedroom*

[bugster23]

watches stalker very carefully and is wondering why he is looking through perfect bros window... (that supose to be my job im the one obssesed with him) lol..

[ozzie]

Hobo is wondering same thing, but is too happy to care very much, as she has found a shopping cart =D

[keet_tweet4]

*Offers hobo fried raccoon in order to win hobo's heart*

[bugster23]

lol... cool neighbore thinks hobo should "get a life"... and is stiil watching stalker.. who has apprntly dispeared into perfect bros room!! oh no!! hes going to kill him!! dont do it stalker.. dont do itttttttt!! (with dramatic effect and back ground music... ta ta ta dum)

[ozzie]

Hobo rejects fried raccoon sadly, says she is on diet, she also states that She is more a fan of Possums

[bugster23]

oh goo your not in the room yay!!.. fried racoon??... but hobo wants roasted cat... its her fav..

[bugster23]

Hobo rejects fried raccoon sadly, says she is on diet, she also states that She is more a fan of Possums

hobo i dont think its a diet you need.. maybe.. a facial?

[keet_tweet4]

Stalker is in perfect bro's room...with...with...


A MUFFIN!


BUT IT IS A POISONED MUFFIN...so..so..yeah.

[ozzie]

Hobo walks beneath Perfect Bros room where the stalker stands over sleeping perfect bro with poison ready to stuff it up his nose...hobo calls out "my dear stalker..please come out of there and do not stuff the muffin up his nose for if you do I will give you a hug"

[bugster23]

... ok.. good luck with that! lol...

[keet_tweet4]

Stalker runs to Hobo, bearing roast possums in Perfect Bro's shoe.

[bugster23]

and ofcourse stalker falls for it badly... and they hug and leave perfect bro asleep like a baby... i watch relieved that nothing has happened to him ad follow the both of you for the rest of the night..

[keet_tweet4]

Let's go to the soup kitchen!!!

[ozzie]

Stalker runs to Hobo, bearing roast possums in Perfect Bro's shoe.

Hobo reluctanctly lets Stalker hug her and accepts the roast possums and she says "You remembered I was on a diet! Wow roasted not fried..thank you so very much"

[ozzie]

Oh and then they walk to the soup kitchen together :)

[bugster23]

in the soup kicthen i see hobo taking a bowl of soup (low in cal bec of her diet) and stalker staring at her very very well just really staring at her.. like he has something to sya.. what do you want to say stalker?

[keet_tweet4]

Umm....ummm...


Whatevah FOO', I sic mah pigeon on you!!!!!!

Whoa...

[keet_tweet4]

Wait...since when did I become a guy? LOL.

[AngelWings]

o.O
i think i'm scared...

[ozzie]

Wait...since when did I become a guy? LOL.

Since you had a crush on a GIRL and posted a picture of a hideous guy

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[keet_tweet4]

OH YEAH. LOL

It would make more sense.

Unless I'm like a gender-confused, bisexual stalker...wait...

[bugster23]

i didnt know gender confusion was part of the play... anyways cool neighbore thinks following stalker and hobo is not benefiting to her plot to get perfect bro so she is going to go home and try and find new wasy to get kiwi....

see ya tommor girls.. and girls acting like boys..

[ozzie]

Eh we need more guys, and it seems phillip has no say in this watsoever its quite funny akshally

[keet_tweet4]

*off-topic* I once sat beside a gender-neutral person on a bus once. lol

[bugster23]

a bi stalker? your just creepy now...

[ozzie]

*off-topic* I once sat beside a gender-neutral person on a bus once. lol

And how exactly did you find out they were gender-neutral?


"Oh hi i'm haley, are you gender-neutral??"

[keet_tweet4]

Wait...where are the parents? Did all these kids just appear out of nowhere?

THE MILK MAN AND THE AVON LADY!

[bugster23]

what doesnt someone try and go split personality.. you know play a guy and a girl... itll be fun :D

[keet_tweet4]

...Cause you couldn't tell whether they were a man or a woman. ;) Like the movie "It's Pat" if anyone's seen it. lol

[keet_tweet4]

I'll be the mistress and stalker if you want.

or...Great Uncle Herman!!!!! No. That's lame.

Or God!

[ozzie]

I was gonna be the crazy avon ladee but hobos just plain old rock

[keet_tweet4]

Heck, yes.

[softie]

*Me appears with a nice basket filled with candy* :)

[keet_tweet4]

Can I have a fruit drop?

[bugster23]

does sweet aunt like cool neighbore? and is sweet aunt really sweet?

[softie]

I am all sweetness :)

Sure Haley, although, I already am your mother. I guess I'll be your mother and your aunt as well :)

[keet_tweet4]

Yesssssss.

[ozzie]

*Me appears with a nice basket filled with candy* :)

Whats really important is whether or not Nice auntie likes the neighboorhood hobo....does she get a sweetie :o

[softie]

Oh.. Nice Auntie loves everyone :) Even the neighborhood Hobo, the dramatic ex-wife, and evennnn that weird looking couple... lol

[stacey101]

Nice Auntie loves everyone> BAH she only acts nice. The family stalker watched her just this morning steal a lollie pop from a 3 year old when the mother was tieing her shoe. AND last night when we went to the gym she took my pants and ran out the door with them when i was in the shower. Nice eh? Well if everyone is going to call her nice i guess i can say that i dress appropriate going to dances

[ozzie]

Oh.. Nice Auntie loves everyone :) Even the neighborhood Hobo, the dramatic ex-wife, and evennnn that weird looking couple... lol


The weird looking couple is the hobo and stalker :p

[softie]

Nice Auntie loves everyone> BAH she only acts nice. The family stalker watched her just this morning steal a lollie pop from a 3 year old when the mother was tieing her shoe. AND last night when we went to the gym she took my pants and ran out the door with them when i was in the shower. Nice eh? Well if everyone is going to call her nice i guess i can say that i dress appropriate going to dances

:laughing: I so did not!!

[Babybreau]

*Unknown to the family, but the drunken mother, Constance Castleworth had replaced Kiwi's normal leg band for one of gold that carries a secret message. This secret is so dark that she doesn't want anyone to ever find out, or it could destroy her family.*

Constance walks up to the favorite aunt and grabs the basket of goodies. "If I wanted ma kidshhss to have shhome can-dy I woulda given them to it mysshhelf!! she says in a drunken slur. "How do I know theeeshh aren't POISONED?"


Psst> Who are MY kids?

[ozzie]

Ur kids are..btw ur their Ex mother, thats wat u posted at the beginning intro...ur kids are Stacey, the uncontrollable teenager, suenem a little sister, Victoria the goth sister, and bethany the littleest sister who is very annoying :)

[michiyoLove]

The gothic sister is not amused :(

[michiyoLove]

%$^@.... no one is here -cuts self-

[michiyoLove]

OMG its stuck in my mind --> http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDh_tFIHn4 kill it Dx

[Budgietom]

You guys are all so weird! :p I can't believe all this has happened to me since I was at school :p It is hilarious though :laughing: :laughing:

Perfect Bro thinks I am perfect and would never do such a terrible thing =D

Noooo...........


*Climbs tree, looks into Perfect Bro's bedroom*

lol... cool neighbore thinks hobo should "get a life"... and is stiil watching stalker.. who has apprntly dispeared into perfect bros room!! oh no!! hes going to kill him!! dont do it stalker.. dont do itttttttt!! (with dramatic effect and back ground music... ta ta ta dum)

Stalker is in perfect bro's room...with...with...


A MUFFIN!


BUT IT IS A POISONED MUFFIN...so..so..yeah.

Hobo walks beneath Perfect Bros room where the stalker stands over sleeping perfect bro with poison ready to stuff it up his nose...hobo calls out "my dear stalker..please come out of there and do not stuff the muffin up his nose for if you do I will give you a hug"

Stalker runs to Hobo, bearing roast possums in Perfect Bro's shoe.

and ofcourse stalker falls for it badly... and they hug and leave perfect bro asleep like a baby... i watch relieved that nothing has happened to him ad follow the both of you for the rest of the night..

OH YEAH. LOL

It would make more sense.

Unless I'm like a gender-confused, bisexual stalker...wait...

I never new my wife is a gender confused, bisexual stalker :eek:

i didnt know gender confusion was part of the play... anyways cool neighbore thinks following stalker and hobo is not benefiting to her plot to get perfect bro so she is going to go home and try and find new wasy to get kiwi....

see ya tommor girls.. and girls acting like boys..

Eh we need more guys, and it seems phillip has no say in this watsoever its quite funny akshally

LOL, I typed a post on this before I went to bed. I just came back from school now, and eleven pages have appeared! :eek: You people love to talk! :p ;)

[Budgietom]

I haz a crush on the hobo. LAWL










WHAT??? THIS IS NEWS TO YOUR HUSBAND..... ;) YOU'RE TRADING ME IN FOR A HOBO!???!!!???

[michiyoLove]

I'm so gothic D: -cuts self again-

[bugster23]

Nice Auntie loves everyone> BAH she only acts nice. The family stalker watched her just this morning steal a lollie pop from a 3 year old when the mother was tieing her shoe. AND last night when we went to the gym she took my pants and ran out the door with them when i was in the shower. Nice eh? Well if everyone is going to call her nice i guess i can say that i dress appropriate going to dances

yes yes.. and weird nieghbore who stares can confirm it!! she is a candy theif!!

:laughing: I so did not!!

.. come clean... there is no use avoiding the truth lol..

*Unknown to the family, but the drunken mother, Constance Castleworth had replaced Kiwi's normal leg band for one of gold that carries a secret message. This secret is so dark that she doesn't want anyone to ever find out, or it could destroy her family.*

Constance walks up to the favorite aunt and grabs the basket of goodies. "If I wanted ma kidshhss to have shhome can-dy I woulda given them to it mysshhelf!! she says in a drunken slur. "How do I know theeeshh aren't POISONED?"

Psst> Who are MY kids?

.. cool neighbore is still trying to get kiwi to come to the window so she can bird nap her but kiwi is being a smart @## lol.. but she will come to me eventually.. and i will get that family secret and use it against you... *evil laugh*
perfect bro, evil sister, little annoying sister, goth sister... did i miss any one?

%$^@.... no one is here -cuts self-

cool neighbore sees goth sister cute herself again today.. she wonders.. maybe she can become her friend...

WHAT??? THIS IS NEWS TO YOUR HUSBAND..... ;) YOU'RE TRADING ME IN FOR A HOBO!???!!!???

:D thats who you should come to me... lol!

I'm so gothic D: -cuts self again-

cool neighbores mother was talented in the dark arts and has taught her daughter well... perhaps if cool neighbore teaches goth sister these secrets got sister will become her friend.. *suspense music*.... but then sweetn aunty will probably come along with all her stolen candy and try to cheer up goth sister.. i must stop sweet aunty from getting to goth sister!! :mad:

[ozzie]

WHAT??? THIS IS NEWS TO YOUR HUSBAND..... ;) YOU'RE TRADING ME IN FOR A HOBO!???!!!???

HEY! I'm not just any hobo, you should know, you look for me each night outside your window at 5, plus I'm irresistable, just look at my picture

[Rebeccaveggie]

Can I be the myserious, beautiful newcomer who moves in across the road?

[bugster23]

oh no... competition!!

[Rebeccaveggie]

I also want to be a secret millionaire. I'll send parcels of money to people on the street and buy the little sisters lots of toys.

[tstmard]

The watchful neighbor(who is not weird and does not stare) has been watching everything, hidden away behind her blinds. She's trying to figure out how everyone is related and is just totally confused.:S
The other night she heard some yelling. Also saw a lady she believed to be nice stealing candy from a small girl.:mad: She felt like going out there and giving the woman a piece of her mind but decided against it.
She might just start looking for a another place to live because everything is getting very strange around here. There's even a man/ape/woman looking creature prowling about.:eek:

[tstmard]

Can I be the myserious, beautiful newcomer who moves in across the road?

People watcher neighbor is excited to see someone new moving in. Very entertaining to watch.:)

[Rebeccaveggie]

The mysterious, beautiful newcomer organises a house warming....... All are invited and adults bring alcohol.

[tstmard]

People watcher neighbor who also has a house full of birds is first to show up. Is very excited to get up close to the people she watches.
She brings a bottle of wine. even though she hates wine. it's only good for cooking with is her thoughts

[ozzie]

The watchful neighbor(who is not weird and does not stare) has been watching everything, hidden away behind her blinds. She's trying to figure out how everyone is related and is just totally confused.:S
The other night she heard some yelling. Also saw a lady she believed to be nice stealing candy from a small girl.:mad: She felt like going out there and giving the woman a piece of her mind but decided against it.
She might just start looking for a another place to live because everything is getting very strange around here. There's even a man/ape/woman looking creature prowling about.:eek:

The neighborhoood hobo acknowledges that she is the man/ape/woman/creature and hopes maybe one night she can spend the night in your garage


:p:p:p:p:p:p

[tstmard]

The watchful neighbor agrees to let the man/ape/woman looking creature stay in the dog house.

[ozzie]

Good enough for me =)

[bugster23]

The watchful neighbor(who is not weird and does not stare) has been watching everything, hidden away behind her blinds. She's trying to figure out how everyone is related and is just totally confused.:S
The other night she heard some yelling. Also saw a lady she believed to be nice stealing candy from a small girl.:mad: She felt like going out there and giving the woman a piece of her mind but decided against it.
She might just start looking for a another place to live because everything is getting very strange around here. There's even a man/ape/woman looking creature prowling about.:eek:

i am watching watchful neighbore (who is weird and does stare) go into the new good looking neighbores house with a bottle of wine... i wonder what i am going to take with me to the party... hmm.. perhaps a postion to make the good looking neighbore spill her guts about why she really is here...

People watcher neighbor is excited to see someone new moving in. Very entertaining to watch.:)

... this new neighbore looks.. classy... i wonder what she is doing in ths neighborehood..

The mysterious, beautiful newcomer organises a house warming....... All are invited and adults bring alcohol.

... oow.. an invitation... it reads "new to the neighborehood and owuld just like to meet everyone, gathering at my new house tonight, bring drink"... i wonder if perfect bro is invited :evil:

People watcher neighbor who also has a house full of birds is first to show up. Is very excited to get up close to the people she watches.
She brings a bottle of wine. even though she hates wine. it's only good for cooking with is her thoughts

i follow her in... the smell of fresh soup lingers... hob would love this i think...

The neighborhoood hobo acknowledges that she is the man/ape/woman/creature and hopes maybe one night she can spend the night in your garage


:p:p:p:p:p:p

...oh hobo is here already...

The watchful neighbor agrees to let the man/ape/woman looking creature stay in the dog house.

hmm.. perhaps i should offer hobo a spare bedroom in my house...

[Babybreau]

The dramatic ex-mother heads across the street, already sloshed, toward the mysterious new neighbor's housewarming party. She has several bottles of vodka in her arms and is talking on her cell phone with her agent when suddenly....

[bugster23]

... stick em up ex mother (trying to poke ex mother with knife)... we need to talk.. ex mother lunges around.. breaks a vodka bottle and...

[tstmard]

The watchful neighbor(who does stare she just doesn't let anyone see her staring) is looking out the window when she see's the drunken ex mother being held up by the very strange person. And then the ex mother jabs at it with a broken vodka bottle and the strange person lets out a very scary sounding scream.
Watchful neighbor grabs her bottle of wine runs home and locks all doors and starts cooking a pork roast with the wine. Maybe she'll give some to the hobo

[bugster23]

i was in the house with new neighbore when i saw ex mother coming up the street al drunk... i decided to sneak back out and corner her...

i was intendting to propose that she give me kiwi...and in return i would supply her with unlimited vodka and would give her a number of a better agent.. someone who cn put her back on top.. but yeah.. she sorta took it the wrong way when i sticked her with the knife lol...

[bugster23]

The watchful neighbor(who does stare she just doesn't let anyone see her staring) is looking out the window when she see's the drunken ex mother being held up by the very strange person. And then the ex mother jabs at it with a broken vodka bottle and the strange person lets out a very scary sounding scream.
Watchful neighbor grabs her bottle of wine runs home and locks all doors and starts cooking a pork roast with the wine. Maybe she'll give some to the hobo

.. oow.. i can smell it.. me want some.. may i come over??

[Rebeccaveggie]

Thye mysterious new neighbour burst out of the house to protect the woman being held up.

[bugster23]

.. stay out of it new neighbore.. you havent been here long enough and i will not let you spoil my plans to get perfect bro.. even if you do send us all money...

[stacey101]

Money? Money? I'll do anything for money

[Babybreau]

Meanwhile mother is stumbling around with a broken vodka bottle, reeking of the spilt vodka screaming at the knife-wielding cool girl "you've been exposed! You're not as innocent as you look! Look Look she has a knife!" Now mother drops the broken bottle, clutches her side and falls to her knees "I think she got me..." and collapses...

[bugster23]

oh no.. i didnt want to kill the hag.. lol (couldnt resist)... where is that new neighbore.. or hobo... ill give her to weird neighbore hwo stares so she can take her to the hospital.. hopefully shell be to drunk to remember... but im going to steal her key... and kiwi will be mine.. along with her gold bracelt with the familys secrect... (has a very satisfied smile on face)

[ozzie]

The watchful neighbor(who does stare she just doesn't let anyone see her staring) is looking out the window when she see's the drunken ex mother being held up by the very strange person. And then the ex mother jabs at it with a broken vodka bottle and the strange person lets out a very scary sounding scream.
Watchful neighbor grabs her bottle of wine runs home and locks all doors and starts cooking a pork roast with the wine. Maybe she'll give some to the hobo

Hobo smells the pork roast and starts drooling and just the smell of the wine cooking with the pork roast makes hobo stumble to the door of the Watchful neighbor..wondering if she should knock or just barge in and take the roast..

[tstmard]

Watchful neighbors dog starts barking. She peeks out her window and see's the ape/man/woman looking creature at her door. Must of smelled the roast she thinks to her self.
She opens the door and hand the creature a big chunk of the roast and the rest of the bottle of wine.
Quickly shuts the door and re locks all the locks including the 2 new ones.

[ozzie]

Watchful neighbors dog starts barking. She peeks out her window and see's the ape/man/woman looking creature at her door. Must of smelled the roast she thinks to her self.
She opens the door and hand the creature a big chunk of the roast and the rest of the bottle of wine.
Quickly shuts the door and re locks all the locks including the 2 new ones.

Hobo stares at the buring hot roast in her hand and the bottle of wine, and walks over to the watchful neighbors dog and fill the dogs dish with the rest of the wine and then suddenly the hobo screams and she suddenly felt the heat of the roast in her hand and so she quickly sticks her hand that has the roast in it, into the dogs water/wine mix bowl Afterwards she splits the piece of roast with the dog and when they got thirsty they both lapped up the wine/water bowl mix. It was a good night for the hobo as she usually eats alone

[keet_tweet4]

Stalker watches everything in confusion. :S

[tstmard]

After watching the hobo eat the watchful neighbor decides never to feed the hobo again.:vomit::vomit:

[AngelWings]

i put poison in the hobo's food :evil:

[Babybreau]

After watching the hobo eat the watchful neighbor decides never to feed the hobo again.:vomit::vomit:

(I almost thought it read "after watching the hobo eat the watchful neighbor..." lol I was thinking when did cannibalism enter the story? lol)

*ahem* back to the story -

the ex mother wakes up. Finding herself on the road with 2people kinda staring at her, she picks herself up and realizes she had a bottle of RED WINE in her hand, not vodka - so it's not blood all over her...
She looks around in confusion and then picks up the scent of the pot roast in wine and heads over in that direction. She is feeling rather hungry...

[ozzie]

i put poison in the hobo's food :evil:

What did I ever do you! :eek:


After watching the hobo eat the watchful neighbor decides never to feed the hobo again.

If hobo knew you decided this she would just shrug her shoulders and mooch off of other people :p

(I almost thought it read "after watching the hobo eat the watchful neighbor..." lol I was thinking when did cannibalism enter the story? lol)

*ahem* back to the story -

the ex mother wakes up. Finding herself on the road with 2people kinda staring at her, she picks herself up and realizes she had a bottle of RED WINE in her hand, not vodka - so it's not blood all over her...
She looks around in confusion and then picks up the scent of the pot roast in wine and heads over in that direction. She is feeling rather hungry...

Oooh Good Idea! It would make the story more interesting, I think someone should accidentally cut off their hand making soup (maybe with wine haha tayna...) okay nvm that would be just weird :o


Stalker watches everything in confusion

Haha :D:D

[ozzie]

the ex mother wakes up. Finding herself on the road with 2people kinda staring at her, she picks herself up and realizes she had a bottle of RED WINE in her hand, not vodka - so it's not blood all over her...
She looks around in confusion and then picks up the scent of the pot roast in wine and heads over in that direction. She is feeling rather hungry...


Eat your hand......

[softie]

No eating human flesh!! I have Candy!!

(What on earth is going on :P)

[Babybreau]

the ex-mother realizes she had the candy she snatched away from the nice aunt in her other hand and decides to eat it instead. She turns around a few times looking for her house, spots Kiwi in the window and toddles and stumbles on home
"I've got to get a padlock on that cage, dammit! Someone will open the door and let Kiwi out!! Hopefully since I've hidden my secret in her leg band, no one will notice..."she mumbles to her self stumbling home.

[Rebeccaveggie]

The beautiful,mysterious newcomer collapses in the street.The stress has gotten to much. Who will revive her before its to late?.......

[tstmard]

The beautiful,mysterious newcomer collapses in the street.The stress has gotten to much. Who will revive her before its to late?.......

The watchful neighbor quickly calls 911 in hopes the firefighters or EMT's will be hot.;) She also runs out with a pitcher of cold water and dumps on her.

[Rebeccaveggie]

The mysterious, beautiful newcomer wakes up immediatley and staggers and drops in some bushes outside of the perfect brother and his families house.

[ozzie]

Then it started to rain

[Rebeccaveggie]

The party halts. Who is missing, who will guess? The hobo takes cash from the mysterious,beautiful new comers pocket.........A MILLION POUNDS!:eek:

[ozzie]

The party halts. Who is missing, who will guess? The hobo takes cash from the mysterious,beautiful new comers pocket.........A MILLION POUNDS!:eek:

Darn it, I was so hoping I wouldn't turn out to be evil....Ah..and I went and took the money to the local shelter and bought everybody a budgie :budgie:

[Rebeccaveggie]

The mysterious,beautiful newcomer is still half dead. Who will save her? (Please be a hunk:fingerx:)

[ozzie]

The EMT's arrive there is a Hottie in his 20's and An older one in his well he's very old...and before the new comer blacks out she opens her eye lids to see not the hottie in his twenty's bending over her...not the older emt...but the stalker.....

[Rebeccaveggie]

She blacks out. WHO WILL SAVE HER? Hello? Part goers over here! Yoo hoo!

[ozzie]

Haha

hobo watches as the emts lift the beautiful stranger into a stretcher into the ambulance..is there a family or friend who would like to ride with her to the hospital?

[Rebeccaveggie]

Yes, come one, anyone, ambulance, helloooooo? Stop pilfering the wine cupboards and get over here!

[ozzie]

hobo will go if you want...

[keet_tweet4]

For the ultimate stalking experience, I will go. ;)

[AngelWings]

As the family stalker goes into the ambulance... The doors closed and the ambulance goes off... Not noticing the mysterious car that followed...

[ozzie]

As the family stalker goes into the ambulance... The doors closed and the ambulance goes off... Not noticing the mysterious car that followed...

haha I like the part of the mysterious car that followed!


I don't know wat to say tho....Wat happens next everybody??

[keet_tweet4]

The Car Hits The Ambulance!

[ozzie]

YESSS Some excitement!

*and everybody in the ambulance dies....mwahahaha that'd be a nice twist to the story...*



After the mysterious car crashes into the ambulance, smoke fills the air..then suddenly everybody realizes taht the cars are on fire..they could blow at any second!!

[Rebeccaveggie]

Then, emerging form the smoke, the hunk from the ambulance carries the mysterious,beautiful newcomer in one arm and drags the family stalker behind in the other. Alive!

[trixa]

then ill be the cousin who loves gossip..:P

[ozzie]

Then, emerging form the smoke, the hunk from the ambulance carries the mysterious,beautiful newcomer in one arm and drags the family stalker behind in the other. Alive!

haha drama drama


then ill be the cousin who loves gossip..:P

Welcome to the neighborhood Trixa =D

[trixa]

Welcome to the neighborhood Trixa =D

thanks carly!!:D

i scooped a gossip!! that someone in this forum is hiding something... something very adorable.. and he/she said, that he/she will announce that certain something when he/she is ready..!

[michiyoLove]

Goth girl is not amused Dx

[AngelWings]

I know who made the car crash into the ambulance! it was............... THE NICE AUNT ! MWA AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ozzie]

I know who made the car crash into the ambulance! it was............... THE NICE AUNT ! MWA AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I so called it!! I just didn't say it out loud! I knew she was up to no good :mad:

[keet_tweet4]

NOT THE NICE AUNT!

SHE GAVE ME A FRUIT DROP! *spits it out*

[tstmard]

Watchful neighbor is watching this all gone down from the security of her home. She's on the phone with her friend filling her in on what's going on.
She wipes the drool from her chin after watching the HOT EMT rescue the others from the burning ambulance. And she day dreams about :makeout: with the hot EMT.

[legry]

Alex the pet budgie flies back home, and asks the nice aunt what has happened latley...

[tstmard]

But the nice Aunt has gone missing!!!!

[AngelWings]

she has ran away to try to hide her evil crime!

[ozzie]

Watchful neighbor is watching this all gone down from the security of her home. She's on the phone with her friend filling her in on what's going on.
She wipes the drool from her chin after watching the HOT EMT rescue the others from the burning ambulance. And she day dreams about :makeout: with the hot EMT.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


In the morning after the night of the accident when everybody is back to doing what they do best if its stalking or begging for food, being a brat, or just being nosy..the only thing that is wrong is the missing aunt....but there is a trail of pop-tarts and sweeties that she must of left behind on her scurry to get away

[legry]

*gasps!*:eek:
What shall i do now!?!?!?!?

[Rebeccaveggie]

The beautiful,mysterious newcomer if found half dead again...surrounded by pop tarts and sweeties.....

[ozzie]

The beautiful,mysterious newcomer if found half dead again...surrounded by pop tarts and sweeties.....

Hobo quickly uses 10c she found on the ground to use in the pay fone to call the emt's and ambulance...they arrive and take the mysterious newcomer away..6 hours later the hobo goes to visit her in the hospital...she is in a full body cast

[Rebeccaveggie]

When she leaves the hospital the neighbours offer her 24 hour protection.

[tstmard]

The watchful neighbor sends a edible bouquet to the mysterious newcomer in the hospital.

[Rebeccaveggie]

The mysterious newcomer sends her a grand.

[AngelWings]

The nice aunt was happily hiding in __________'s house, watching the family with her evil eyes!

[michiyoLove]

Sigh.....


Goth gurl isn't mentioned -_- -cuts self-

[ozzie]

The nice aunt was happily hiding in __________'s house, watching the family with her evil eyes!

The nice aunt was happily hiding in stalkers abode, watching the family with her evil eyes! As she is looking out the window she sees the goth girl, walking down the street looking sad because the nice aunt ran away before she gave goth girl her favorite candy...dark chocolate..:o


Sigh.....


Goth gurl isn't mentioned -_- -cuts self-

[keet_tweet4]

The Family Stalker came back to his/hers house (which is actually a cardboard box), only to find the nice aunt hiding out there. But the nice aunt gave him/her a gumdrop and all was well.

[ozzie]

The Family Stalker came back to his/hers house (which is actually a cardboard box), only to find the nice aunt hiding out there. But the nice aunt gave him/her a gumdrop and all was well.


:laughing: I knew in this story someone was going to say they lived in a cardboard box

[keet_tweet4]

Lawl, I knew somebody was going to say they were a hobo too. It just works out that way. :p

[Chicklet]

a young woman walking down the street sees the trail of candies and follows them, hoping to find the perfect brother at the end, only to be horribly disappointed by....

[legry]

The pet budgie pigging out on a HUGE pile of lollies :p
But the nice aunt actually put the lollies there as a TRAP....

[Chicklet]

OH NO! the random woman starts screaming "its a TRAP" "its a TRAAAPPPPP" only to find she was tooo late and the nice aunt threw a net over the pet budgie :eek:

the random woman runs to the nice aunt and tries to bribe her to release the budgie with a lot of...BETTAS! (in all sorts of preettyyfull colours :XD:)

[legry]

Pet budgie SCREAMS to the nice aunt to let her go!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[ozzie]

Too bad nice aunt doesn't speak budgie because she isn't letting go of the bird!!!

[tstmard]

The watchful neighbor hears the budgie screeching and peaks out her blinds to see....

[AngelWings]

The annoying evil little sister grabs a big rock and throws it at the nice aunt, then she blamed her younger sister and ran away :)

[keet_tweet4]

The stalker then throws a pickle at the nice aunt from the tree in which he is stalking perfect bro.

It's paticularily cruel since it's a Gherkin, and everyone hates gherkins.

[michiyoLove]

-is watching from behind a tree- Interesting... -pokes at scar on chin- Quite interesting...

[Schnapperxx]

The german Shepard pupply hobbles up in curiousity, pink tongue hanging out of it's mouth. It understands what the Pet Budgie is saying. It growls at the nice aunt, barking.

[ozzie]

The aunt didn't let go of the budgie when the pickle was thrown at her, nor when the rock was thrown at her but she did when that little german shepard puppy latched onto her ankle and bit down.

[Chicklet]

now that everyone's safe..if a little bruised, the random woman starts feeling sorry for the nice aunt and wonders what happend to turn her so eevilll :p

[AngelWings]

I know why she is evil :)
The nice aunt fell in love with the Hobo but Hobo didn't like her so she wants to destroy everyone in the world :)

[Chicklet]

oh noes! poor nice/evil aunt..rejected by the hobo :eek:

random woman points nice/evil aunt in the direction of the perfect brother's house because alot of people seem interested and she might have a chance :XD:

[ozzie]

hobo is a girl......I am the hobo ppl!! Nice aunt and hobo are not the best pair I can tell u that....

[keet_tweet4]

Stalker thinks Nice Aunt is fair game...she's no dreamy hobo, of course, but yeah...

[Schnapperxx]

German Shepard is very happy, and wagging it's tail super fast. Starts licking budgie.

[legry]

Budgie preens german shepard after being scared by the big wet thing

[Rebeccaveggie]

The mysterious newcomer leaves town for a month. Neighbours throw fair well party.

[keet_tweet4]

After the fare well party, everyone is sort of drunk and they are all lurching home, but then suddenly, another disaster occurs...

(other than the fact there is no Alka-Seltzer)

(we need some more action in this game so it doesn't die. lol)

[Chicklet]

lol, random woman runs in circles screaming something about a giant velociraptor....

[Rebeccaveggie]

Mysterious newcomer returns and her hair is on fire.

[ozzie]

There really is no story plot anymore, just random things going on it got too confusing for me too add anything in really, sorry guys =/ so many people and i loose track on what is going on lol XD

[keet_tweet4]

This is like the most demented role play ever. Rotfl.

Evil chiropractors (sp) are trying to take over the world!! Nooo!

[Rebeccaveggie]

Ok........erm......right.

[legry]

how are the evil chiropractors taking over the world?

[Budgietom]

There really is no story plot anymore, just random things going on it got too confusing for me too add anything in really, sorry guys =/ so many people and i loose track on what is going on lol XD

I agree :D :D :D

[keet_tweet4]

Don't worry, the Mouseketeers saved the world from the evil chiropractors.

Lol. This is the worst roleplay ever. :XD: